Dylan asked me to tell him a story. Here it is:
One day, on Halloween this nine-year-old kid was being babysat by his older, beautiful whore of a sister. After an unethical romp with her jock boyfriend that consisted of 100 grand bars, she began cleaning herself up in front of the mirror to make sure mom and dad didn’t suspect any hanky panky.
Meanwhile, her 9-year-old brother was done trick or treating for the night. Some people suspect he ate a piece of bad candy but there might have been something in the water that night. Folks were genuinely concerned about the water treatment plant. Anywho, this kid who was aware of his sister’s immoral behavior decided to play a little trick on her. It was Halloween after all.
Donning his best Groucho Marc costume (the Marx Bros are not to be blamed for his peculiar behavior), he tippy toed into the kitchen and grabbed out a knife - the one dad likes to use when he is trimming off the fat for Sunday night steaks. While he’s coming up with devilish ghouls, his skanky sister was admiring her boobs. She was proud of her C cups at 17. So was her jock boyfriend. He named them for a reason.
Sis was totally unaware of her tricky trickster brother. With the knife in hand, he slowly, like a cat, crept up the stairs toward her bedroom. Furiously he held back the giggles. He wanted to burst out laughing like a madman at the fact that she would be SO SURPRISED. He approached her bedroom and…UH OH. She was naked. For most siblings this would be awkward as hell but this particular boy didn’t budge. He was paying attention to her face and how she’d look when he scared her.
Slowly he crept behind her and she yelped! Quickly covering herself up and pissed that he’d be such a perv and not give her privacy. But wait! The trick was yet to happen! Staring into her crystal blue eyes that resembled the eyes of daddy’s mistress, the boy plunged the steak knife into his sister’s sternum. Over and over again he stabbed her until she stopped making any noise whatsoever.
And when he was done, he said: “Gotcha!” Little did everyone know he’d grow up to be a serial killer and everyone in town dreaded Halloween.
**Then Dylan had the audacity to say this: “Was this from the movie?”
"There’s a movie like this?"